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Dystopian? I’ll give you dystopian…

In Uncategorized on November 9, 2010 at 11:56 pm

There is something very wrong with the world today. Very wrong indeed. Is it war? Famine? Pestilence? Yes. But have you considered the little things? What controls our manner of speech, our style of clothing, what’s “hot” and what’s not? Television–a plague upon our very souls. Earlier in its existence, however, television wasn’t as bad as it is today. At some point a viewer could flip the switch on their tv or visit the movie theater and see something that was grounded in human thought and understanding. He/she could see something that would at best expand their thinking; at worst not offend. Journey with me back to 1976, when we hadn’t all yet decided that life was centered on straight hair, flawless makeup, and keeping up with the ‘social network’. Yesterday, Visioneer showed us that we’re so far off the ground, we’ve forgotten what it looks like. Today, Network gives us a glimpse of the rope. Dystopian? Yes. Comedic? Also yes. But more importantly, it is a commentary on our current state of affairs made 34 years in the past.

Let me pose this question: Who is your idol? In other words, who do you pattern your life after? Is he/she on tv? On the radio? Consider this: searching the word ‘idol’ on thesaurus.com, arguably the most popular thesaurus site on the web, I get these definitions: icon, hero/heroine, god, fetish, favorite, effigy, beloved,…actor. That’s right, actor is considered a synonym for idol, on the same level as god. You tell me how (and when) that happened. Conversely, ask yourself: ‘is that the way it should be?’

Back to the movie. When you watch it, you’ll notice several things: first, there is a wealth of colors–of people. In addition, none of them is presented as a foolish sidekick, a dramatic stereotype, or obligatory token. Check the majority of movies/shows today (Gossip Girl, Hannah Montana, House of Payne, How I Met Your Mother, Psych, The New Adventures of Old Christine,  Meet the Browns, etc.) you’ll likely not find such disinterested normalcy. Second, the language used is more educated and complex than any show you’ll see today. (Remember when George said “it’s an anathema” to Jerry on Seinfeld (S2E6)? Jerry’s answer, “how long’ve you been waiting to slip that into a conversation?” seems to articulate perfectly our generation’s current attitude towards educated speech.)

Consider the following:

“We deal in illusions, man.

None of it is true.

But you people sit there,

day after day, night after night,

all ages, colours, creeds.

We’re all you know. You’re beginning

to believe the illusions we’re spinning.

You’re beginning to think the tube

is reality and your lives are unreal.

You do whatever the tube tells you.

You dress like the tube,

eat like the tube,

raise your children like the tube,

think like the tube.

This is mass madness, you maniacs.

In God’s name, you people are

the real thing! We are the illusion!

So turn off your television sets.

Turn them off now.

Turn them off right now!

Turn them off and leave them off.

Turn them off right in the middle

of the sentence I’m speaking now.

Turn them off. (Network, 1976)

A New Plague

In Uncategorized on November 8, 2010 at 11:53 pm

A new plague has been unleashed. More insidious than cancer or AIDs. It’s a plague of the mind. Degradation paraded as progress. Evil paraded as good. Its handmaid? Television. From time to time, I search for a decent movie to help calm my spirits, unfocus my mind. Lately, I’ve become increasingly disillusioned at the choices with which I’m presented. Yesterday, I hit rock bottom (Perhaps I would have hit it earlier if I watched movies like Saw I, II, or III, etc). I watched Visioneers, a 2008 film starring Zach Galifianakis, Judy Greer and Mia Maestro. (I mention Mr. Galifianakis especially because he has recently been part of many grievous travesties against film and general human thought.) This movie was stupid. Not because of the acting, directing, scenery, casting, or any of the other things people tend to consider when rating a movie, but because of the stupid ideas it was based on. Those were incomplete and juvenile. Now, I realize it was supposed to be a comedy, and I also realize I’m not here to be a movie critic. Fair enough. However, as I watched the movie on Hulu.com, I happened to check the comments made by other viewers. Enough of them took it seriously to be disturbing. A “dystopian thriller”, some called it, a “retelling of 1984”. One commenter said that Zach Galifianakis “hits coal and makes diamonds”. Basically the idea is this: Some immature people get together and make a movie that says “companies suck the life out of you because of their f-you attitude and myopic focus on productivity. To be happy, you have to step outside of them and do what makes you happy.” Quelle surprise. Hardly a new idea. (Check Office Space, Dilbert, The Drew Carey Show, and the list goes on…) But the fact that Hollywood hasn’t come up with a new idea in years is not my problem with this movie. This is my problem: At what point did we become incapable of making a statement, whether comedic or serious, without being vulgar? To show that companies don’t care about their employees, must we flip each other off? When did sex become the sole/main substance of our happiness? Why is it that we now accept and even encourage these degrading and frivolous ideas? Ah, my friend. The answer is television.

Mother Gooserest

In Uncategorized on November 7, 2010 at 10:34 pm

I found this photo while I was browsing through Aol.com, as I do daily–not because I love their new page changes, but because I remember when they used to have real news on their page. (I still find myself wading through the garbage they post to see if I can find some hard information on anything that matters.) This is a photo of a wall decal some real person put up in their house. It struck me as a good metaphor for the life of the current generation. You’re surrounded by nonsense and you know it–even embrace it, but soon you stop paying attention. You believe it fades into the background, paved over by more important and pressing matters. After all, it’s harmless. Yet, surreptitiously, the nonsense seeps into your subconscious. Before you know it, you are slipping words like “Mother Gooserest” (check the photo, it’s really on there) into casual conversation. Then you are exposed; you are lost. And you never even saw it coming. Fight the nonsense people. It’s more deadly than we think.

story surrounding photo: http://www.shelterpop.com/2010/11/03/word-decor/

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